i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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