Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
