I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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