i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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