yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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