He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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