The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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