dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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