But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Drunk is not a location!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize