why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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