if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
That's when you crack a 10am beer
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Randomize
