i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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