it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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