The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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