I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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