U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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