none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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