Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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