There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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