singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
accomplished twins. life is a go
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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