I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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