Three words: puerto rican gang bang
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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