I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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