areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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