I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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