hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you would pick up someone in the library
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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