thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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