do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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