Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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