Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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