when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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