you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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