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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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