And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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