the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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