brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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