another moral hangover. fuck.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I would fuck him just for his dog
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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