note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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