he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
P.S. I can't hear my feet
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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