you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
this boner is exhausting
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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