i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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