You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I understand Curling. That high.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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