Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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