Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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