i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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