I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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