so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
