All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
