He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
it's not cheating when I paid for it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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