I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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