Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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