found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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