Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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