pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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