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I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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