You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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